So there’s an Oklahoma legislator that basically just became a badass in my book.
acciomattie:
State Senator Constance Johnson has become an Internet hero for attempting to add a sarcastic amendment to State Senate Bill 1433 that would define male masturbation as mass murder..
It takes two, so why not include the men? :P
Love it…. Stupid personhood bill.
omarthebluebeetle:
my complaint with the “It gets better” movement is that it is only aimed at gay kids….What about the kids who got picked on because they were nerds, fat, poor, just different…..For all the good it does it is just aiming itself at one segment of people who need encouragement. Honestly I think this stuff should be applied for all those who were made to feel less than normal. I was a poor fat nerdy kid who spent most of high school severely depressed and suicidal because I was made fun of every day…I would have loved for someone to tell me this..to make me realize that it wouldn’t go on forever…
I agree. Hearing this instead of being teased all the time for being weird & fat in school would have been nice.
Use of Profanity With Age
8 years old: Oh my gosh I said 'shut up!' Mom is going to kill me!
18 years old: WELL FUCK ME OVER SIDEWAYS AND DICK TOSS THAT SHIT TO HELL'S GATE I FORGOT TO PRINT THIS OUT.