So there’s an Oklahoma legislator that basically just became a badass in my book.

acciomattie:

State Senator Constance Johnson has become an Internet hero for attempting to add a sarcastic amendment to State Senate Bill 1433 that would define male masturbation as mass murder..

It takes two, so why not include the men? :P


Love it…. Stupid personhood bill. 

psyducksauce:

MUTHA. FUCKIN. CLOYSTER.GETYOBITCH ASS OUT HEREAND SAY. IT. TO. MAH. FAYCE.

psyducksauce:

MUTHA. FUCKIN. CLOYSTER.
GET
YO
BITCH
ASS 
OUT
HERE
AND SAY. IT. TO. MAH. FAYCE.

scene-killer:

RIDICULOUSLY TRUE my wii died after 4 years. my n64 has been kickin since 1996, through all the drink spills, accidental drops, etc.

scene-killer:

RIDICULOUSLY TRUE my wii died after 4 years. my n64 has been kickin since 1996, through all the drink spills, accidental drops, etc.

omarthebluebeetle:

my complaint with the “It gets better” movement is that it is only aimed at gay kids….What about the kids who got picked on because they were nerds, fat, poor, just different…..For all the good it does it is just aiming itself at one segment of people who need encouragement.  Honestly I think this stuff should be applied for all those who were made to feel less than normal.  I was a poor fat nerdy kid who spent most of high school severely depressed and suicidal because I was made fun of every day…I would have loved for someone to tell me this..to make me realize that it wouldn’t go on forever…

I agree. Hearing this instead of being teased all the time for being weird & fat in school would have been nice. 

Use of Profanity With Age
8 years old: Oh my gosh I said 'shut up!' Mom is going to kill me!
18 years old: WELL FUCK ME OVER SIDEWAYS AND DICK TOSS THAT SHIT TO HELL'S GATE I FORGOT TO PRINT THIS OUT.

thenerdyflirt:

esmeweatherwax:

homoarigato:

mynameisjuthika:

of-praxis:

theoceanandthesky:

epicinvain:

sourcedumal:

eshusplayground:

Know what’s so funny about this? How the blue-eyed White folks know this is an exercise (as in not real life!) and can’t stand taking the shit people of color deal with for a couple of hours before they’re screaming and crying and storming off. They know it’s fake, and they still can’t deal!

Yet these are the people who are supposedly so much smarter than me, so much more reasonable than me, so much more civilized than me!

She. Goes. IN on these white folks. GOES IN.

“I cannot waste my tears for a white woman who knows that this is temporary…. I save my sympathy and my empathy for those who go through this every day of their lives….”

I know that some of you follow me because you occasionally learn something between my awkward personal posts. 

I’m sorry this isn’t captioned, but if you’re able to, please watch this, esp. if you’re non-POC. 

reblogging to watch when i’m done with my chores.

ahh this is awesome omg everyone needs to watch this old white lady lay it down

BEAUTIFUL.

She’s been doing these social experiments for YEARS. With children and college students and adults and it’s amazing.

They need to do this in every class everywhere. 

Don’t scroll past this. Watch it please.

[Flash 10 is required to watch video]

Wow….Just wow…

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the-nerdy-bird:

GPOY.